70 Funny Monday Quotes and Images To Start Your Morning
| September xi, 2016 | Daily Quotes |
Looking for some Monday humor to showtime your week on a positive note? We have rounded up a collection of funny Monday morning quotes, sayings, captions (with images and pictures) to inspire y'all and plough your Monday dejection to laughter.
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So start your week with a dash of fun and positive free energy and enjoy these hilarious Monday quotes and bargain with the coming week happily.
Funny Monday Morning Quotes Sayings
"Less Monday, more summer."
"Monday should be optional."
"Monday is the root of all evil."
"Monday is a bones bitch."
"If Monday had a confront, I'd punch it."
"Shortest horror story: Monday."
"Freak out cause information technology's Monday again."
"It'southward Monday but proceed smiling."
"Yay, Monday!" Said no 1… E'er"
"Peradventure Monday doesn't similar you either."
"Besides much Monday, not plenty coffee."
"Finally, that rare and elusive Monday we like."
"Candy is natures way of making upwardly for Mondays."
"Due to lack of interest .Monday has been cancelled."
"I really need a 24-hour interval in between Sunday and Monday"
. "Even though it's Monday human activity like it'southward Sabbatum."
"Mon must be a human, it comes too quickly."
"This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed."
"Monday checklist: java, coffee, coffee, coffee."
"Mon I shall slay thee with me mighty loving cup of coffee."
"Mon is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!"
"Monday? I swear it was Fri like five minutes agone."
"I haven't had this bad of a Monday since last Monday."
"May your coffee exist strong and your Monday be curt."
"I'm hiding from Monday I know it'southward shut by."
"Expert morning. Go along calm and pretend it'due south not Monday."
"May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive."
"Monday?! But, I wasn't even finished with Saturday yet.."
"Today is Mon, and that's reason plenty for me to hate it."
"Mondays accept a piddling more java and a lot more mascara."
"Monday is the perfect mean solar day to correct concluding calendar week'due south mistakes."
"There'southward no more difficult transition than Lord's day to Monday."
"Monday?! But, I wasn't even finished with Sabbatum yet…"
"Love Monday, my mama don't like y'all and she likes everyone."
"Alright Monday what kind of bullshit you got for me this time."
"If each day is a gift I would like to know where I can return Mondays."
"Why is Monday and then far from Friday only Fri so close from Monday?"
"The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays."
"I tin can already hear Mon forenoon whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear."
"When life gives you Mon, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day."
"It's Monday, perfect time to reboot your mind and have a fresh start."
"Mon is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite."
"God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend."
"Dear Monday. I call up yous should take a holiday! Trust me. No one will miss you!"
"If you see people who make you happy during Mondays, then it won't be as hard."
"I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it'due south residue of Monday called-for to the basis."
"I hate mornings, and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy."
"Find a chore you lot like and you lot will add together five days to every week." – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
"Monday is cracking if I tin spend it in bed. I'grand a man of simple pleasures, really." – Arthur Darvill
"Dear Mon, I desire to suspension upwards. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Information technology's not me, information technology'south you lot."
"There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays."
"Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make y'all experience sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason."
"Things I don't like: 1) Probably yous. 2) Cold coffee. three) Small talk. 4) Mondays. v) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold."
"On Lord's day nights, if you listen closely- y'all can hear Mon taunting you lot with the "Jaws" theme."
"Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the remainder of the week debugging Monday'southward code."
"Merely one time, I would like to wake upwards, turn on the news, and hear… 'Monday has been canceled, go back to slumber."
"Going to sleep on Dominicus will cause Monday. Please notation that staying awake all night does non preclude Mon. There is no cure."
"Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, decrease the sleep, multiply the problems, split up the happiness."
"Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are merely a few more days before another weekend gets here."
"Beloved radio stations, please do not play Katy Perry's "Friday Night" Mon morning at eight AM during my drive to work."
"Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel deplorable, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason." – Garry Moll
"Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then information technology wold exist the best affair. Volition someone please help me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Mon blues." – Rolland Mars
"I can e'er tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I take to untag on "I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and plough myself into a happy magnet for Mondays." – Leggy Saul
"Train your listen to run across the skilful in everything." – Happy Monday !
Mon Quotes – Funny Minion Quotes
"Keep Calm and pretend information technology's not Monday!"
"It's Monday but Keep Smiling."
"It'south Monday – Time to Conquer the world. Smile More and Boot it!"
"Monday should be Optional."
Monday should be Optional.
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Ananya Bhatt
I am Ananya a Graduate from Holmes College Sydney. I am a professional speaker and I love motivating people and inspire them to pursue their dreams. I take been an active contributor to The Random Vibez from last two years. Sharing quotes, proverbs, and sayings of great authors to touch people's lives to make it amend.
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